questions i have

someone please answer them

How long to do have to go without sex to answer “no” when your doctor asks you, “are you sexually active?”

How can you tell if a girl is flirting with you?

When is the mustache trend going to die?

Why am I so attracted to bbno$?

Where do you meet people to kiss other than dating apps?

Why don’t I catch more people staring at my tits?

How are there adult humans that are still bad kissers?

When is someone going to confess their undying love for me?

When am I going to meet my rich husband?

When is he going to die so I can have his wealth and marry for love?

What is my future rich husband doing right now?

And why isn’t he busy giving me money?

Who has had a crush on me and I never knew about it?

Who has ever fantasized about me while jerking off?

What’s the perfect number of people for an orgy?

When am I going to find the perfect opportunity to try the grapefruit method?

How many people are jorking it right now within a one mile radius?

How many people are having sex right now within a one mile radius?

Will they let me join?

Who’s going to let me peg them?

Has anyone ever fucked on a plane I’ve been on?

How many people have to work at your job for it to be okay to fuck your coworker?

How many people have to work at your job for it to be okay to date your coworker?

Does anyone consider me “the one that got away”?

How do you telepathically communicate with a woman that you’re gay?

Why are people so bad at taking nudes?

Why am I so good at it?

When will I have sex again?

Does anyone still jerk off to the nudes I’ve sent them?

Does the FBI agent that’s assigned to watch me look at my nudes?

Does he feel anything when he looks at them?

What’s the biggest celebrity cheating scandal the public doesn’t know about?

Could I get someone off by licking their cock like a lollipop?

Could I get someone off by licking their clit like a lollipop?

How do you ride without your knees hurting?

Can you be allergic to cum?

Is anyone honest with their doctor about their sexual conquests?

Does anyone else wonder these same things or is it just me?